Heard you're opening for FROG?????!?!?!?!?!?
oi m8 innit
i'm supposed to be working but i'm thinking about how much I crave new hiding places music <3 love u guyz
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this one time i was skating around my college’s campus and a group of frat guys yelled “do a kickflip” which is not THAT hard bc i had been skating for 4 years at that time and when i landed it the guys called me over saying they wanted to give me a prize (i was hungry so i was like maybe they’ll buy my food) but when i got over to them they started closing in on me like they were going to abduct me or something and it was not comfy! after they huddled around me there were whispers before one of them said “a gift, your majesty” and the tallest guy extended both arms to reveal the prize i had won… in the left hand was a single mint zyn pouch and in the right hand was 7 loose skittles. they wouldn’t let me leave until i chose between the two so i ended up taking the skittles bc i try to stay off nic. moral of the story is don’t do kickflips around frat guys and always test your loose skittles for STIs 